everything happens because it has to happen.
everything happened because it is the result of what you did when that thing happened to you before
now that thing that happened to you would have happened anyway but you should have had a little more sense so that your choice will not lead to what is happening now
what’s happening to you now will keep on happening again if you insist on doing the same thing when the same thing happens again
now why in the world would you want everything to happen again in your next lifetime? just so you can get the sick pleasure of letting the things that happen happen again and again even if it hurts you everytime it happens?
have you ever wondered why you eat? some people say you eat to live. others say that you eat to give yourself energy to do stuff. and yet other geekier beings say that you eat because you want to get enough adenosine triphosphates to power your cellular activities. i pondered upon this the other day and came up with a simple equation.
the body needs to release solid wastes aka poop to get rid of all the waste and dirt that has accumulated in our digestive tract. if a person won’t poop, then there is a risk of "poisoning" the body because you retain stuff that’s not needed and therefore bad for you.
now putting two and two together, you eat to poop. you have to take it in just so you have something to poop because if you won’t poop, you’ll die (or at least get really sick)
now let’s toast to one of the simple joys of life, pooping. for without poop, we would have no reason to eat.
(bows and stretches arms so the nurses can strap on the straight jacket on me)
