pag bumangon ang doormat

warning: ang susunod na kwento ay weird. dala lang ng init ng araw kaya ko naisip. wlang pakialaman mga hayuf!

<open curtain>
opening song…. instrumental version ng irreplaceable ni beyonce

tagpuan: opisina
oras: alas dos ng hapon, kainitan ng panahon
eksena: usapang doormat at doorknob… ang siste, some kinda crush ni doormat ang doorknob. may pagka-dilluted kasi cya. eh eto rin namang doorknob, malagkit din tumingin sa nagiilusyong doormat

doorknob: let’s do it here
doormat: no
doorknob: bakit ayaw mo?
doormat: because its not right (naks, righteous)
doorknob: kawawa naman ako
doormat: ganun talaga no
doorknob: when was your last?
doormat: (a little hesitant) to be honest, last night (hala tama bang umamin)
doorknob: aw. may boyfriend ka pala
doormat: no. wala
doorknob: ah i see (sabay ngisi) kaya pala wala ka sa mood
doormat: no. you just don’t turn me on

toink

sabay pasok ng isang ensemble ng mga nailcutters at palito na sumasayaw ng Hustle…

do the hustle titit-tit-tirit-tirit-tit
do the hustle titit-tit-tirit-tirit-tit

<close curtain>

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